I really can’t tell if this article is a spoof or for real.
The breathless beginning:
Once in every generation, a moment comes that is so defining, so paradigm-altering, so world-shaking, that you spend the rest of your life telling people where you were when you heard it. It goes beyond making history to shaping the future, and yes, even giving a generation a rallying point and identity. For our generation, that moment came today when Variety announced Nicolas Cage is in talks to star in the reboot of the apocalyptic Left Behind film franchise.
If I start telling people in my circle of friends where I was when I heard this, they will think I had brain surgery not heart surgery.
If true, then a sure sign of the apocalypse.