Glenn Beck Promises an Announcement That Will Take Down the Power Structure

Whatever will it be?!

He says this has happened in Washington and beyond.
He says he has a whistleblower who has a document that will take down the whole power structure.
I think it has something to do with Jason Bourne.
Readers: What do you think he is going to announce?
Unintentional parody site Before It’s News says Beck will announce that the NSA blackmailed Chief Justice Roberts into a favorable Obamacare ruling.

35 thoughts on “Glenn Beck Promises an Announcement That Will Take Down the Power Structure”

  1. I am becoming concerned for Glenn. Many people have remained loyal to him through the years, but lately, his behavior has been beyond strange. We all remember in 2010 when Glenn said he was going blind – now he is saying that his vocal cards are parylized. His announcement never happened, and the last show I saw of him, he sat with hundreds of flash cards, displaying one after the other. Would it not have made more sense to have one of his co-anchors read what he wanted to say? I’m afraid he will lose all credibility if he does not behave in a more rational manner, and tell his fans the truth.

  2. I am becoming concerned for Glenn. Many people have remained loyal to him through the years, but lately, his behavior has been beyond strange. We all remember in 2010 when Glenn said he was going blind – now he is saying that his vocal cards are parylized. His announcement never happened, and the last show I saw of him, he sat with hundreds of flash cards, displaying one after the other. Would it not have made more sense to have one of his co-anchors read what he wanted to say? I’m afraid he will lose all credibility if he does not behave in a more rational manner, and tell his fans the truth.

  3. Glenn has discovered time travel and will be the first to travel to another galaxy and we will be rid of this jerk forever.

  4. Glenn has discovered time travel and will be the first to travel to another galaxy and we will be rid of this jerk forever.

  5. I think Boo wins this thread (at least going by the “Spit-tivity” factor), regardless of what Beck actually says…

  6. Hey peeps, it’s tomorrow.
    What?
    No big reveal?
    He would never make it on Love it or List it.

  7. I think Boo wins this thread (at least going by the “Spit-tivity” factor), regardless of what Beck actually says…

  8. Hey peeps, it’s tomorrow.
    What?
    No big reveal?
    He would never make it on Love it or List it.

  9. “He says he has a whistleblower who has a document that will take down the whole power structure.”
    I believe that Beck will be blowing so much hot air during his announcement that the a/c will overload the power grid.

  10. “He says he has a whistleblower who has a document that will take down the whole power structure.”
    I believe that Beck will be blowing so much hot air during his announcement that the a/c will overload the power grid.

  11. Beck’s announcement will involve the existence of a super race of humans who have been cryogenically frozen. Their former leader has been resurrected by the NSA in order to fight terrorists but has gone rogue and is about to unleash his fury on the world.

  12. Forget the announcement, is the real scandal the fact that Mormon Glenn Beck has a caffeinated Coca Cola next to him which has obviously drunk from. Outer Darkness beckons…

  13. Apparently, Pam Landy faxed the documents to Beck and not the govt. This won’t end well.

  14. Apparently, Pam Landy faxed the documents to Beck and not the govt. This won’t end well.

  15. Beck’s announcement will involve the existence of a super race of humans who have been cryogenically frozen. Their former leader has been resurrected by the NSA in order to fight terrorists but has gone rogue and is about to unleash his fury on the world.

  16. Forget the announcement, is the real scandal the fact that Mormon Glenn Beck has a caffeinated Coca Cola next to him which has obviously drunk from. Outer Darkness beckons…

  17. Apparently, Pam Landy faxed the documents to Beck and not the govt. This won’t end well.

  18. Apparently, Pam Landy faxed the documents to Beck and not the govt. This won’t end well.

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