Of course, why didn’t we see this!? Scientists at the Harrington Institute have located what might be the single biggest factor associated with homosexuality in the modern world today – Brilliant White iPods.
Some people think it is soy products, but this may be the lead we have all been looking for…
Of course, iPods have been a problem for a long time.
(Pssst – Look at the date today)
I’m so in the “zone” that when I read that headline I believed it for about 3 seconds. My brain went to a cellphone/radiation connection.
Wanted to let everyone know that Eddy and others have finally convinced me. I have changed my mind about “change”! I have reconciled with my bad Dad and I am now officially an “ex-ex-ex-gay” (XXX) — meaning, of course, that I am “from-from-from-gay”. It’s been hard to avoid the soybeans and I-pods, but I think I can do it. Happy April first!
hahahahaha
Michael: LOL! I can picture the entire porn industry suing for the rights to “XXX” and “Triple X”. For a defense though, I’d bring up bowling where “XXX” is a very good thing and game shows where “XXX” can mean you’ve blown all 3 chances.
I will defend your right to have XXX mean whatever you want it to. (just as long as you explain what you mean by it each time you use it…)
I would like to add that I’m coming out of retirement to start a grassroots alternative to Exodus to be known as HomoNoMo. (It’s intended to ‘vex’ so, when spoken, it should rhyme with Geronimo.) After a proper probationary period, I will invite XXX Michael to head our publicity and events department. This will be a very challenging role since the entire movement will be online.
::: blink :::
Well no wonder the podcasts weren’t working.
Eddy – That will be very hard to say on a podcast.
Putting an ex- in front of it will make it darn near impossible.
Ah, only about 90 minutes left…
PS – I start campaigning for Nader tomorrow.